TheZebu's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[KnucklesLock Teh Movie]

ok

*Points to previous n00b

Knuckles isn't a girl, you ignorant twat. (*punches)

Anyways, I see you finally got a movie done. End result is meh out of meh. nothing too special, but I'm looking forward to better flash.

[KoRn Soundboard CT]

I've got some time to kill, so.....

First of all, Korn is by far one of the shittiest bands on the planet. (not to mention the band name is one of... wait... IS THE shittiest band name on the planet)

SECONDLY, sir, I would like to inform you that music soundboards are by far THE shittiest type of Newgrounds submission, other than stick animations and Foamy movies. If I wanted to listen to music, I would boot up a media player, not go to a flash animation site.

Besides, did you put ANY effort into this? No? That's what I thought. "Oh wow, I can import mp3 files into a button!!!" Stupid, effortless waste of time. Why these even pass judgement is beyond me... (that is if you cannot attribute such events to the growing multitudes of parasitic n00bs)

In the end, this unneccesarily long, bashing, hateful review has no point at all. Have a nice day.

FourStar responds:

fuck you

[Weaponmaster pt. 2]

Stick figures ruined it.

Would it kill you to edit the tweens so they look like actual people? Multi-colored stick figures are a pain on the eyes.

[Sonic Xtreme Trailer]

not bad

Art's not that bad.... so long as you're learning...

(I love Team Dark's theme)

Although some things are so stereotypical of Sonic fan productions here (Sonic X-Treme? Come on, don't use the name of a canned Saturn game used billions of times, think of something more original)

[FUROR!1!!!1111]

TEH WHEATZ0R ROCKZ0RZ AGAIN!!!!!

Geez, people. Don't take this so seriously.

[Max Payne 4]

HA!

This movie is awesome! It's basically just a comic with you reading it, but MAN it is funny!

[[Buu V.S Gohan]]

......

Gohan got nailed in the balls. He should have lost right there.

Da-Pixel-Man responds:

lmao I didn't notice. Well it's supposed to be in the belly like the one above said :).

[(2004) RUBBER DUCKY!]

Awesome!

Another reason why Knox is always king of the portal every month. The flash was awesome (reminded me of the killer rabbit from Monty Python's Holy Grail)

[Badger Badger Polka]

AWESOME!!!

This is better than the original!

[Penis Cake: The Epic]

Welly welly welly welly well....

Good flash.... could have been longer, though...

However.... (*stabs Redemption in the back)