TheZebu's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[21 OClockStreetTheMovie 2]

OFMGMOJNSIDBF

Strange, you are GOD.

You've encaptured the epitomy of perfect clock flash. I bow down to you and kiss your footprints.

Let's see here... a clock action movie that's so cliche it's original! SUPERB work! THIS DESERVES #1!!!

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My favorite quote:
"I'm all right; he shot me in the shoulder."

[Bloodsucker]

Hmmm....

Awesome animations. Crappy drawings.

Enough said.

[Valhalla Knights]

meh...

I admire your perserverance to do that kind of fbf... however, I had a few problems.

1. Regurgitated Anime Style - Please develop your own style. Even if it's anime, remember than even anime is a flexible style. Don't do the same exact style that everyone else does.

2. Panty shots - Yes, I see no problem with throwing in some fanservicing in every now and then, but this was just ridiculous. It was overdone. Don't do stuff like this just to get a few extra points on your batting average.

3. Energy blasts - I don't know if that was an energy blast or not, but PLEASE don't do energy blasts. They're stupid and overdone.

[Toko - Part 1]

God in heaven.....

I was about to consider giving this a 1.... but then I heard the awful music you used for the credits. SO GODDAMN OVERUSED! As a matter of a fact, the whole stick genre itself has been ass-raped to the point where all new animations are gay. From what I see, you offer no new or interesting spin on stick animation to pump life into the dying (wait, make that DEAD) institution.

Learn to draw, for cripes sake. And adding a little detail to the tweens wouldn't take very long or demand perfect artistic ability, and it would actually make your animation DECENT.

Oh and the music sucks.

ramsy66 responds:

Erm.... What tweens? It was all f-b-f apart from the fading in and out... N00b

[Sonic: Bad Bubbles (VGDC)]

ahaherahaher.... oh, good 'ol Sonic 1...

that was a nice little parody. Nice work!

[For great justice]

GOD

ogm laik knotts @ <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

[Fantastic Realm Chapter 2]

ahaherahaher

I don't know if you intended this or not, but this is so corny and cliche that it's funny ^^;

graphics were excellent; I noticed very few mistakes. Sound was quite decent, too.

[The Real Legend 2]

Awesome

Great graphics. Halarious. Enough said.

["Target Practice"]

disturbing

It is somewhat remarkable. Many comment how this movie made them queasy or sick to their stomach. But this is no different from many Newgrounds submissions. The servers are plagued with gigs of countless bloody, violent animations like these. Upon looking at their reviews, nobody seems to be disturbed by their content.

Yes, this movie is nothing special coming out of NG, although I must remark that this kid was a waste of talent. This production was rather sub-par, but given more practice and dedication, he could have been a successful artist. But he gave up on humanity and himself.

Another messed-up kid who decided to bring a gun to school. A quick glance at him tells enough. Neo nazi supporter, obsessed with violence. Nothing very surprising, save his surpisingly "radical" (but not neccesarily unbased) dislike of the American government concerning his ethnicity.

A look at his profile and reviews provides a perspective of just another teenage NG user that makes flash every now and then, given the condition that you ignore his anomalies. It may seem ironic that this could have prevented. Everyone is saying "oh my god, if we only knew before, we could..." But it is, simply put, too late for that.

Unrest, family trouble, drugs, etc. These are rather unfortunate catalysts, but in no way excuse his actions. There is no excuse to this kind of action. He was a murderer. He murdered others. He murdered himself.

May he suffer just retribution for his wrongs in the next life.

FVT

[Hellsing: The Judas]

wow

I loved it when you traced all the graphics from the anime and poorly placed random sound clips from the anime to make it seem like stuff was happening.

hack