TheZebu's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

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Really... the symbolism wasn't obvious enough...

*Sniff!* That was beautiful....

Yeah... illwillpress sucks.....

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

hula hoop

[LL - X-mas short 2005]

Great job!

You've shown us the true meaning of christmas- shooting little kids.

Short and sweet. Absolutley loved it!

GrenadeLock responds:

Yeah. All cool kids are doing it at xmas.

[OMFG!! Zombies!!!]

You have inspired me. I'm gonna get to work now.

Only tangible problem I found was that most of the clock voices you used were the... "fuzzy" ones in speakonia.

other than that, I loved it.

Keep up the good work!

biblo responds:

Oh wellz

[Toko - Part 1]

God in heaven.....

I was about to consider giving this a 1.... but then I heard the awful music you used for the credits. SO GODDAMN OVERUSED! As a matter of a fact, the whole stick genre itself has been ass-raped to the point where all new animations are gay. From what I see, you offer no new or interesting spin on stick animation to pump life into the dying (wait, make that DEAD) institution.

Learn to draw, for cripes sake. And adding a little detail to the tweens wouldn't take very long or demand perfect artistic ability, and it would actually make your animation DECENT.

Oh and the music sucks.

ramsy66 responds:

Erm.... What tweens? It was all f-b-f apart from the fading in and out... N00b

[Freak: Episode 2]

Holy Crap!!! I didn't think it was possible!!!

This is just about a perfect movie. The only flaw would be the 3D graphics are a bit odd, but that's because you put it in flash. So this is the best a flash animation can get. As a matter of fact, this is the best flash movie ever made!

I only wish I could do 3D like you....

We need more stuff like this instead of crappy unoriginal anime movies that nobody puts effort into. Make more. Or I will hunt you down like a worthless cur and devour your spleen.

Evil-Dog responds:

Hehe, at least give us a 6 months head-start before starting to track and hunt us.

[Goamy]

LOHL

That was awesome. And as for the previous reviewers, in the spirit of the great Thomas Edison....

Foamy movies are 1% inspiration and 0% perspiration.

ILLWILLPRESS IS A TALENTLESS HACK!!!

GDE responds:

thanks for the review any way please send me hate or fan mail to [e-mail]

[Canada Day]

How is this racist against canadians....

....when Canadians aren't even a race? Sure, I'm not going to insult a country because they aren't getting into wars every five seconds, but there's no denying that canada smells bad. And their bacon sucks.

Good flash, love the song!

JujubeLock responds:

lol, I didn't know Canada smelled bad :P

[Avoiding Blamnation (HNT)]

lohl

I loved it!

JujubeLock responds:

My love for your anime is undying, so such a review from someone like yourself is highly appreciated.

[Jesus vs Muhammad Trailer]

oh come on

Everyone always thinks any religious-related humor pisses off very religious people.... or "zealots" as they're called. I happen to be one of those people; I find nothing but halarity in the movie. It's a bit wierd having a long intro about that........

anyways...

Great job!

HumbleEgo responds:

The "long intro" wasn't a part of the original SWF. I added it because of the wave of negative feedback we recieved on the first day of it's release.

[KoRn Soundboard CT]

I've got some time to kill, so.....

First of all, Korn is by far one of the shittiest bands on the planet. (not to mention the band name is one of... wait... IS THE shittiest band name on the planet)

SECONDLY, sir, I would like to inform you that music soundboards are by far THE shittiest type of Newgrounds submission, other than stick animations and Foamy movies. If I wanted to listen to music, I would boot up a media player, not go to a flash animation site.

Besides, did you put ANY effort into this? No? That's what I thought. "Oh wow, I can import mp3 files into a button!!!" Stupid, effortless waste of time. Why these even pass judgement is beyond me... (that is if you cannot attribute such events to the growing multitudes of parasitic n00bs)

In the end, this unneccesarily long, bashing, hateful review has no point at all. Have a nice day.

FourStar responds:

fuck you