Thesis of said "Exotic Chocolates"...
Upon viewing the title of this flash, I was remarkably excited- myself being a fan of exotic confections from foreign lands. However, I was most displeased to discover the obscene nature of this cinema, as it portrays a rudely scantily-clad lady consuming semen-filled chocolate candies- the nature of which is poor in taste and appeals only to immature juviniles.
The most obscene quality of this nickelodeon, however, concerns the appearance of the animal-fellow. At first I surmised he must be a feline of some sort, being in possession of a nonprotruding snout, unseen tail, and clearly defined nasal organ. However, I was much dismayed to be informed that this fellow was actually a squirrel of the Rodenta order. I thus demand that you remove the tail apparatus from this character and henceforth define him as "feline".
Furthermore, I hereby quote a preceding insight of this nickelodeon:
" Also, notice that only clock crew retards are voting zero on this. At least Mr. Mathers knows how to animate realistic beings instead of random objects with clocks for faces... oh and he uses actual voice talent, not that obnoxious computerized voice thing."
Clearly this gentleman fails to realize that these said "beings" lack traits defined as "realistic" (being sloppy and cartoonish in nature) and his total FBF animation fails to exceed that of many clock animations. He also employed usage of the word "talent" in defining this movie's voice drama- the presence of which is completley absent, considering that it consists only of a frail little man who must digitally alter his voice to sound humourous, and some whorish woman speaking in monotone.
Overall, I found his assault on the Clock Crew to be fallacious and offensive, considering that these individuals pour much strenuous effort into their production of flash-movies, whereas Mister Illwillpress makes short messy productions that could not have taken longer than an hour to create.
In short, I was rather dissappointed and do not reccomend this flash-movie to anyone substantially interested in "exotic chocolates".